My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
Randomize
