This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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