if i died would you start the facebook group?
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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