Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
just come out here and I will go home with you...
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Randomize
