The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
party gras won. party gras always wins.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
Randomize