For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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