I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
Are we still banned from the library?
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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