at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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