mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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