normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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