My friends, they love my intelligence
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
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