I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
Randomize