I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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