elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
do herpes really smell.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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