Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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