nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
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