just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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