I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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