So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
This is not my ceiling
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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