The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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