D3 body, D1 cock
Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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