I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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