He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
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Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
pray to the hookup gods
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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