I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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