Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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