this beer tastes like vomit already
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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