wanna go halves on a baby?
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
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