Dual....:-)
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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