Where are you?
In a non slutty way
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
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