id be glad to
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Liz is crying about burritos again.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
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