wake up i wanna do it froggy style
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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