I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Threesome in a minivan. New low
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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