For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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