I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
Randomize
