quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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