actually, I'm a sock model
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize
