we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
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