How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
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