Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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