she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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