the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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