Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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