I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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