Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
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