I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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