Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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