If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
soo... how was my night?
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Randomize
