Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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