there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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