So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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