We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
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