There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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