i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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